14 Apr 14
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(Source: thor-cat, via sirmarvel)

14 Apr 14
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idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.

(Source: 5ummit, via watchthejeep)

14 Apr 14
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cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

(via watchthejeep)

14 Apr 14
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(Source: damnyouabox, via arcticbandguy)

14 Apr 14
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askhumanitieslasthope:

brigriv:

I seriously thought she was gonna take him or something.

I HAVEN’T READ THE MANGO OR THE STORY I’M SORRY IF THIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG. *sweat*

read the mango

(via the-angel-of-mischief)

14 Apr 14
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atlascdn:

janefoster:

hail hydra

snow hydra

rain hydra

hurricane hydra

nuclear apocalypse hydra

evil in any weather

Partly Sunny Hydra

Cloudy with a 30% Chance of Afternoon Showers Hydra

Now Here’s Jim with Traffic Hydra

(via the-angel-of-mischief)

14 Apr 14
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takohai:

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come play………..

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with m…….

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…..y fiGURE COLLECTION HAHAHA NERD

(via takohai)

14 Apr 14
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whatevachild:

clannyphantom:

would you still love me if i had this theme?

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the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.

(via the-angel-of-mischief)

14 Apr 14
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    nick fury: hey i just met you
    nick fury: and this is crazy
    nick fury: but i need y'all egocentric motherfuckers to stop whatever you're doing to join my super secret boy band and avenge the earth because thor's brother is attention-whoring from space.
    nick fury: so call me maybe
14 Apr 14
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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

(via watchthejeep)

14 Apr 14
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    What she says: I'm fine
    What she means: hail hydra
14 Apr 14
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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?

(via arcticbandguy)

14 Apr 14
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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via arcticbandguy)

14 Apr 14
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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

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14 Apr 14
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awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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(via moriarty)

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